leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

 
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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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"Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other."
Ten Word Poem #6 via (via missinyouiskillingme)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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